Irissy

shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

(Source: hats-and-horses)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

kusakaryuuji:

taking selfies w/ friends like

(Source: leafwhirlwind)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)